Hoover the dog shares his views on life

1.  Cats are fun to chase....but to catch? Not so much.

2.  I never met a smell I didn't like.

3.  Dog is God spelled backward.

4.  To dogs, every day is hump day.

5.  To err is human, to forgive canine.

6.  You want to cut off my what?!

7.  Admit it, you wish you could lick your crotch, too.

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