Mattie Winston

I’m not out of shape. Round was a shape last time I checked. ~Mattie

Weren’t the Middle Ages associated with torture?? Getting back into the dating game at my age is torture. These days my back goes out more than I do. ~Mattie

I have a new theory on why my diets never seem to last or work. It’s all those magnets on the fridge door, pulling at the fillings in my teeth and drawing me in day after day. ~Mattie